I was on my way to work when I found this "flyer" taped to a lamp post near a parking lot on Lisgar. Sex advice from a terrible speller. ROLL playing? Blingfold? "She will love it if she actually plays the part and loves it."

Well, yes, I suppose she will love it if she loves it.

Looking up the phone number and address on the Internet, there appears to be no business called "Sylvia's Playhouse" in Ottawa. The note is probably someone's attempt at revenge.

Or that's my guess, anyway. I couldn't bring myself to call the phone number and ask.

"Hi, is this Sylvia's Playhouse? No? Erm, I found this strange flyer about, uh..."

Forget it.