Michelle found the remains of a burned letter on the corner of Poplar and Rochester. This was the only piece left with legible text on it. Who burned it? Why? Is this evidence of some mysterious crime? An embarrassing love letter?

There's no way to know.

As far as I can tell, this is what the note says:

Side one:

Life su[cks]
Life is a
myself I wo[uld]
I dunno
I look up a[nd]
[??]ck in the
BABY

I
Anyway
[some kind of signature or scribble]