
| I have made a short film that features dolls. I shall say no more on the matter in order to preserve the mystery. Download the film: You'll need Quicktime to play it. Please feel free to send me your comments on the film. I crave attention like I'm a brand new puppy. *** I feel the need to give credit to all the source material, because I'm that kind of guilt-ridden human being. Feel free to ignore the text below, unless you're curious. The music came mostly from a brilliant cartoon about underpants and the lack of them in certain European countries. I stole the music and slowed it down. Sampling for the music came primarily from three films: 2. That short Winnebago industrial film in which the CEO is making a movie but repeatedly swears and goes insane. It's on the Internet. Not sure where anymore. Search for it. I found #3 in the bonus features of a DVD from Something Weird Video. The DVD is a double feature: "Scare Their Pants Off" and "Satan's Bed". You probably don't know this, but you must buy every Something Weird Video DVD that exists. They're insane. I hope you like the film. And should Mattel sue me and I end up in jail -- it'll be worth it. Special thanks to The Internet Archive for hosting the movie, and thus saving me billions of dollars in bandwidth. |

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