How do you circumcise a priest? Kick the choirboy in the chin.

"[Priest] allegedly preyed on young boys in a half-dozen [...] parishes for decades."

How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy.

"[Reverend] allegedly befriended and then abused at least 50 boys over a 29-year career as a priest".

Why did the priest go to Walmart? He wanted to get boys pants half off.

"In the case of almost every predator priest, church officials had reports of abusive behavior, but allowed the priests to remain in ministry".

www.nikart.ca
Sunday, August 31st, 2003.