I decided to paint a very large painting of something. So I started to paint, without anything in mind, really. This dog appeared. When it was almost complete, I accidentally dribbled some blue paint exactly where the dog's asshole would be. It seemed to me that this was fate, and I worked it a little, so that the asshole was more prominent.

I really enjoy how happy and colourful this painting is. Too bad I don't have it anymore. I donated it to an auction for the Red Cross.

I honesty have no idea who owns the painting now. Which is both very neat and very strange. Some day I might walk into a room or an office I've never been before, and find the dog hanging on the wall.

By the way, you can always send me an email and beg me to donate a painting to your charity. I enjoy seeing my work go to a good cause.